1. GOOD SAMARITANS

    KKK Wants to Adopt Highway

    The Georgia Department of Transportation is in a bit of a pickle. Do they approve the International Keystone Knights of the KKK’s request to adopt a highway, or do they forgo the opportunity for cleaner streets because their latest group of volunteers is a bunch of white supremacists? To avoid a legal dispute with the eager KKK-ers, Georgia may actually have to abandon its Adopt-A-Highway program if they decide to reject the group’s application. The Georgia Realm’s exalted Cyclops who filed the application insists they just want to do something good for the community. “We just want to clean up the doggone road,” he said. “We’re not going to be out there in robes.”

    Read it at Atlanta Journal Constitution