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    Romney, Ryan Release Medical Reports

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    Dying to know how much Mitt Romney weighs? Ever wonder if Paul Ryan has a family history of heart disease? Now that the Republican candidates have released medical reports signed by their personal doctors, the wait is over. (For the record, Romney weighs 184 lbs. and Ryan has a paternal family history of early-onset coronary artery disease.) Romney’s report also reveals that he has a mild but stable triglyceride elevation, while—a possible case of TMI—colonoscopy and prostate exams revealed nothing abnormal. To the surprise of no one who’s followed the reporting of Ryan’s intense fitness regimen, his doctor reports his “overall health to be excellent.” Romney also released his 2011 tax return Friday, revealing he paid $1.9 million on $13.7 million in mostly investment income.

    Read it at MittRomney.com