She is never, ever, ever going to say who her songs are about. Taylor Swift doesn’t appreciate ex-bf John Mayer’s claim that he was “humiliated” by her song “Dear John.” “How presumptuous!” the 22-year-old singer said in Glamour magazine. “I never disclose who my songs are about.” Her most recent anthem, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” is rumored to be about Jake Gyllenhaal, mainly because Swift said something about it being Jake’s turn while on stage. Joe Jonas has come forward to say the song is not about him. Thanks, Joe.
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