1. CRIMES & MISDEBIEBER

    Bieber’s ‘Personal Footage’ Stolen

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    Suddenly, vomiting on stage seems like only a minor embarrassment. Justin Bieber tweeted Wednesday that “personal footage” from a computer and a camera was stolen from him, complaining that it “really sucks. people should respect other’s property.” Of course the vague labeling of “personal footage” sent minds racing: Does Justin Bieber have a sex tape? All those inflicted with Bieber Fever just collectively fainted.

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