1. Royal Spawn

    Will and Kate’s Baby Due in July

    Stefan Rousseau/PA, via Landov

    The first child of Prince William and Kate Middleton is due in July, it was announced today. St. James’ Palace released a statement saying, “Their Royal Highnesses the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to confirm they are expecting a baby in July. The Duchess’s condition continues to improve since her stay in hospital last month.” Sources also said that, despite rumors, Kate’s 12-week scan showed she is not pregnant with twins. It now appears the child was conceived in mid-October, which would mean that Kate was not pregnant in the topless photographs that were published by an Italian magazine.

    Read it at The Royalist