1. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

    Carnival Passenger Bus Breaks Down

    Triumph passengers board buses early Friday morning. (John David Mercer/AP),John David Mercer

    The nagging question “Are we there yet?” has never been so justified. After finally getting off a sewage-filled cruise ship in Mobile, Alabama, one group of unlucky travelers boarded a bus to New Orleans only to have that ride break down as well. Carnival confirmed that the passengers were picked up by another bus that would carry them on the next leg of their journey home. One passenger told NBC’s New Orleans affiliate, “We survived it. We are here, we’re on land. Thank God.” The passengers of the toxic Carnival cruise liner Triumph thought that their vacation couldn’t get any worse—they were wrong.

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