1. WHEN IN ROME

    Rodman to Meet New Pope

    Former NBA star Dennis Rodman on March 3. (Lorenzo Bevilaqua/ABC Television, via AP)

    Now the dude’s just being greedy. TMZ reports that North Korea’s favorite NBA star, Dennis Rodman, is flying to Rome to meet the new pope. At least, that’s what he hopes. His “people” have allegedly been speaking with other important unnamed people at the Vatican, who’ll try to get a one-on-one with whoever wins the conclave. Rodman apparently wants to be “anywhere in the world that I’m needed.” So take from that what you will.

    Read it at TMZ