Beckham’s Officially Out

BYE BECKS!

Updated Apr. 21, 2017 10:37AM EDT / Published May 25, 2013 11:09AM EDT

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It's official: you'll have way fewer opportunities to ogle Mr. Posh Spice next season. David Beckham, who bid a tearful farewell at Paris Saint-Germain's final home game of the season, was not included in this Saturday's roster. This week would have been Beckham's fifteenth game since joining the team,but instead, the handsome footballer chose make last week’s tumultuous match—where he scored two of his team's three goals—his last. After that victory, he was given a standing ovation as he left the field. An appropriate goodbye from an adoring fan base.

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Beckham’s Officially Out

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