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    Douglas Spokesman: It Wasn’t Oral Sex

    MONTE-CARLO, MONACO - MAY 26: Actor and director Michael Douglas arrives in the paddock before the Monaco Formula One Grand Prix at the Circuit de Monaco on May 26, 2013 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Mark Thompson/Getty Images)

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    When Michael Douglas told The Guardian that his cancer was linked to oral sex, the admission rippled through the Twitterverse. But now, Douglas’s spokesman is trying to walk it back, saying the actor was simply discussing the causes of throat cancer. The Guardian shot back, posting the audio of the interview and a transcript. When asked if his hard-partying lifestyle led to his illness, Douglas responded, “Without getting too specific, this particular cancer is caused by something called HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus.”

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