Like the saying goes, a crack pipe a day keeps the doctor away. Or something. After allegedly, probably “lurking” on the streets and throwing an object under a vehicle, a Florida man, Oliver Johnson, was arrested and taken to jail. Investigators later found he had been in possession of crack cocaine, which he tried to hide in his hat. While in custody, Johnson denied hiding any illicit goods in his body, but an X-ray revealed the truth! An apparent crack pipe was lodged in his stomach.