'House MILF' Ad Sparks Investigation

Craigslist at its finest. An ad seeking an “attractive older woman” who will cook and clean for a group of college boys at the University of Vermont that was posted on Craigslist is now being investigated by campus police. Someone claiming to write on behalf of the UVM house stated that in return for labor, the selected “MILF” is welcome to “hot sex with a number of fit 20 somethings.” What a dream job! A university spokesman told the Burlington Free Press, “We do not yet know for a fact that this ill-advised and offensive post originated with a University of Vermont student or students.”