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    Sexist Gorilla Sent to Therapy

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    He's an animal! Patrick, a 430-pound gorilla at the Dallas Zoo, is being transferred to a therapist facility after he bit one female gorilla and gave shade to another. Patrick, who has been known to treat the female gorillas either with aggression or indifference, will be moving to the Riverbanks Zoo and Gardens Columbia in South Carolina for more solitary confinement. "It's not like we haven't tried, he's been here for 18 years," spokeswoman for the Dallas Zoo Laurie Holloway said. 

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