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    Man Spreads Ashes at a LensCrafters

    Jag Gundu

    We all deal with death differently. For one Florida man, it meant spreading the ashes of his dead fiancée inside a LensCrafters. According to police, a mall in Sarasota was closed for more than two hours after a man in mourning “crushed up solid product” into the store before fleeing the scene. The man apologized following the incident, saying that he didn’t mean any harm. “Why sprinkle her ashes in a LensCrafters? Did she need new glasses for the afterlife? Weird,” one (insensitive) person commented on the mall’s Facebook page.

    Read it at Toronto Sun