1. It Was Peppermint

    ‘Minty’ Genital Guy Not Guilty

    A Air India Boeing Dreamliner (C) flies over Le Bourget airport with an other jet in the background, near Paris on June 20, 2013 during the 50th International Paris Air show. AFP PHOTO / ERIC FEFERBERG        (Photo credit should read ERIC FEFERBERG/AFP/Getty Images)

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    The 49-year-old man who said he only exposed himself on a plane because he accidentally got peppermint on his penis in 2012 has been found not guilty. A woman sitting next to him on the flight filed a complaint to police when he took out his genitals out, claiming “indecent exposure of his genitals and/or engaging in masturbation in a public place.” The man’s defense: that instead of taking medication for a headache, he rubbed minty oils on his head but spilled down to his privates and began burning. Looks like all is buttoned up now.

    Read it at Salt Lake Tribune