1. Mayor McCrack

    Rob Ford: ‘I’ll Knock You Out, Pa-pow!’

    Mark Blinch/Reuters

    In a new video published Friday, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is seen rubbing his belly and yelling profanities at a bar. Recorded on April 27, the video features Ford saying “No one better fuck with me. I’m going to kick you in the fucking head... I’ll knock you out, pa-pow! [making punching gestures], you bastard, you bastard... bro, bro.” Ford then demands whiskey: “Jack, Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, sweetheart. Jack.” After being told it’s last call, Ford says “I’m in fucking divorce and going to the fucking doghouse and going in a hotel.” Ford is currently in rehabilitation at at undisclosed location.

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