Writer and comedian Andy Borowitz's work has appeared in Condé Nast Portfolio, the New Yorker and The New York Times. His Web site is BorowitzReport.com.
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What Bernie Should Read in Jail
As the Ponzi king heads to prison, he suddenly has a lot of time on his hands.... MORE
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The Cheney Media Blitz You Didn't See
The former vice president's current media blitz begs a question: could he actually be planning a... MORE
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Ashley Dupré in Exile
This week's Newsweek cover story unfortunately focused on the least interesting person in the Eliot... MORE
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Shabbat Sha-Lohan!
Lindsay Lohan tried converting to Judaism to save her relationship with Samantha Ronson.... MORE
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Heinous Investment Advice
Some foolproof rules for the savvy investor: Hiding money in mattresses is too risky.... MORE
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How Big Is Obama's Package?
‘A personal matter,’ says president-elect. MORE
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Humor: Clinton Airs Attack Ad … About Herself
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Andy Borowitz: CBS to Launch ‘Kid Detention’
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Humor: O.J. Simpson Seeks His Old Jury
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Borowitz: Thompson’s Quick Exit
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Humor: Hedge-Fund Managers March on D.C.
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Borowitz: Gonzales’s Real Reason for Resigning
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Humor: McCain Puts Campaign Bus on eBay
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Borowitz: Bush May Send Transformers to Iraq
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