Maybe he and Charlie Sheen will share a cell one day: Austria’s infamous “dungeon dad,” Josef Fritzl, who imprisoned his daughter as a sex slave for 24 years, tells a German newspaper from his jail cell that “My favorite show is Two and a Half Men with Charlie Sheen.” He explains, “The little boy who plays along because he reminds me of my son. It relaxes me, I need to laugh. Because it destroys the soul, if you are always sad.”
