The parody’s cover-sheet depicts a product that may entice minimalist couples who don't mind ashen offspring with grim, Nordic expressions. “I didn’t actually want BÅB to be gray,” says Clayton, “but this was the only 3-D model of a baby I could find to digitally cut up. It’s actually that old Dancing Baby [of “Ally McBeal” fame], though I did manage to edit out the diaper.”