Meltdown: The Movie

One year ago this week, Wall Street imploded. Who would portray the key players in a Hollywood disaster movie? The Daily Beast crashes on the casting couch.

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JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon (Simon Baker)

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Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein (Wallace Shawn)

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Former Lehman Brothers CEO Dick Fuld (John Turturro)

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Former Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain (Stephen Colbert)

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Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis (Martin Sheen)

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Citigroup CEO Vikram Pandit (Jeff Goldblum)

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Morgan Stanley CEO John Mack (Patrick Fischler)

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Former Bear Stearns CEO Jimmy Cayne (Ken Howard)

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Former Countrywide CEO Angelo Mozilo (Robert Blake)

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Former Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson (Ed Harris)

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Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke (Bob Hoskins)

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Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner (John C. McGinley)

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Rep. Barney Frank (Paul Sorvino)

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SEC Chairwoman Mary Schapiro (Glenn Close)

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Former Citigroup executive Robert Rubin (Martin Landau)

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Jim Cramer (Louis C.K.)