What's in the Fabloids

The magazine blasts readers with the tear-jerking headline that power dater Justin Timberlake has reportedly split once and for all with Esquire’s 2005 Sexiest Woman of the Year, Jessica Biel. According to Us, “Biel’s insecurities and his wandering eye did them in.” The tabloid claims that Biel has wanted her three-year relationship to work so badly that she’s turned a blind eye to Justin’s wandering one, even amid rumors that he’s cheated with other actresses like Lindsay Lohan. Despite the magazine’s brazen breakup story, a source says, “There’s just no way of knowing if it’s a firm breakup, because with them it’s so hot and cold.” In other news, Mackenzie Phillips’ family draws a line in the sand following her media-fueled announcement of her incestuous relationship with her father. Sister Bijou Phillips is one of the biggest dissenters: “I do not support my sister,” she Twittered. In more upbeat celebrity offspring news: Angelina Jolie brought her brood to a Toys R’ Us in France and Courteney Cox invited Zac Efron over to visit daughter Coco.