What's in the Fabloids

Twilight stars Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart “can’t be apart,” an insider says of the pair, who have apparently shacked up in Vancouver where they’re currently filming the vampire series’ third film. The teen idols allegedly microwave Hot Pockets and have a bathroom complete with Jacuzzis. Their fellow Twilight star Taylor Lautner has been courting his Valentine’s Day costar and country music singer Taylor Swift. (Look for Taylor Squared t-shirts on a tween near you.) As for more celebrity love lives, Ok! reports Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back on, Katy Perry is telling friends Russell Brand is “the best lover she’s ever had,” and teen royalty Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato are “more than just friends,” according to an eyewitness. In less romantic couples news, George Clooney is “trying to get booze out of his life completely,” according to a friend, who says the A-list actor is therefore cooling off on his friendship with rumored heavy drinker and former best friend Brad Pitt. Speaking of ditching drama, the battle between Kate and Jon Gosselin is apparently affecting their children—twins Mady and Cara allegedly told a crew member their birthday wish was for their parents to stop fighting and sextuplet Collin reportedly asked his mom “when Daddy could move home.”