Celebrity Baby Registries

The oldest Kardashian sister may not have an NBA star husband or self-starring sex tape, but Kourtney does have something younger her sisters Kim and Khloé don’t—a bun in the oven. Since announcing her pregnancy on August 12, the reality-TV star has received more attention than ever, prompted by comments that she forgot to take birth control and an admission that she has never changed a diaper. Unfortunately, responsibility cannot be bought from her dual registries at Babies “R” Us and Bel Bamini.

Least Expensive Item: Preemie Nasal Aspirator, $4

Most Expensive Item: Red Baron Pedal Bi-Plane, $579

“Uncle” Ryan Seacrest-Approved Item: Metro Shawl Collar Sweater & Pant, $60