Until last week’s golf-club incident, not much was known about the undisputed queen of the PGA Tour, Elin Nordegren Woods, except that she is Swedish, a former model, and the ex-nanny of golfer Jesper Parnevik's kids. We know now that not only is she, well, passionate, she’s smart— negotiating an immediate $5 million payout in the event of her husband’s infidelity. What more could you ask for?