This Week's Culture Feast

After that supposed first tearful night, a visit from her ex-girlfriend, rumored special treatment (i.e. keeping her hair extensions and fake eyelashes), and nearly two weeks in a solitary prison cell, Lindsay Lohan is scheduled to be released from Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California this week. Still, the fallen starlet has a tough road ahead of her—she plans to enter a rehab facility, as required by her sentence, will take on the role of notorious Deep Throat actress Linda Lovelace in Inferno, and still owes us an explanation about that “secret” tattoo, which TMZ says is the outline of a little girl with her eyes closed tight. Reportedly, Lohan “liked the innocence” of the image. Living vicariously through ink sounds like a reasonable coping mechanism.

Lindsay Lohan is scheduled to be released from prison on Sunday, August 1 or Monday, August 2.