M&M Pest Control
New York
"We usually do our work when businesses are closed. One time I was at a
sushi place at 1 in the morning. I heard some noise and thought someone
was in cooking in the kitchen. I looked back there and saw a
foot-and-a-half-long rat sitting on the stove. It reminded me of
Ratatouille. This was his time to cook. Everyone had left. Everything
was clean, and the wok was sitting on the top of the stove and he was
sitting in it, like a kid in a swimming pool. I almost didn't have the
heart to catch him. I admired him. He was so ballsy."