"My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but...it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo...eat applesauce through a straw...pork farm animals."
Thankfully, Charlie has never been romantically linked to his sister, but he's learned about the underside of the legal system in other ways. Just last February, he
was charged with felony menacing, misdemeanor third-degree assault, and misdemeanor criminal mischief following a domestic scuffle with Mueller.