HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
: "Canning Randy"
: Barney Stinson didn't have a plotline, but did have plenty of drinks
Scotch, wine, Wharmpess
Best Bon Mot
Randy: "At the risk of bragging, my hazelnut pilsner won fourth prize at the Weehawken Retirement Home Clambake and Wheelchair Maintenance Picnic."
: Robin gets hammered enough to consider sleeping with Will Forte-as-Randy-in-a-lobster-costume, but instead shoots a commercial for adult diapers, which is the only thing more embarrassing than going under the sea with a crustacean.
It's unsurprising there was a lot of liquor flowing on
this week. One of the main plotlines was about the inept Randy, who was grateful to be fired by Marshall because he could fulfill the dream of every boy in your college history class by opening up his own microbrewery. His brand is called Wharmpess. Wharm…pess.
Meanwhile, ladies' man Barney had some Glenfiddich and popped open Champagne, the ladies sipped white wine, and Ted and Marshall threw back beers, including frothy, tasty mugs of Wharmpess.