"Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
: Draw between horn dogs Chuck and Blair and we-hardly-knew-ye Juliet
: Sparkly Champagne for the Upper East Siders
Best Bon Mot
"I don't like tattletales much more than I like young women who use their sexuality to further their careers," said the Dean.
: Chuck's post-coital Scotch gulping in his limo
Living in the city that contains the most bars per block doesn't seem to affect the drinking habits of the dewy-eyed schemers of
. It's a little unclear how old everyone is, yet Blair, Dan, and Vanessa still posed daintily with their glasses of Champagne at a gala for the
New York City Ballet
. And the fizzy stuff was instrumental to a plot twist too belabored to explain here. Let's just say Blair dropped a memory card containing photos into her glass, and all that incriminating evidence got lost in the bubbly.