TWO AND A HALF MEN
Episode 9: "A Good Time in Central Africa"
Total Drinks: 2
Biggest Lush: Charlie gets the honor for the fourth week in a row
Signature Drinks: Whatever's in the cocktail shaker
Best Bon Mot:
Alan to Esmeralda (in Spanish): "My brother is a drunken bum who has most likely urinated in his trousers."
Drunkest Moment: Again, Charlie opens the episode three sheets to the wind and gets suckered into opening his wallet to his housekeeper and nephew.
Charlie's figured out how to game our system—he does most of his consuming off-screen. He shuffles around, already intoxicated before a scene even begins, drinking what looks like vodka on the rocks. (Surprising! Scotch is typically his
drink of choice.) After a few failed tries at making a cocktail, he finally succeeds, then passes out wearing a goofy helmet Alan put on his head. Hilarious! Charlie's so drunk he sleeps with a plastic dome on his head!