THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA
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Episode 10: "Auto-Tuned-Up"
Total Drinks: 0
Biggest Lush: No one. Not a single sip.
Signature Drinks: Water, Starbucks, and Coke
Best Bon Mot:
Tie between Sheree: "So when I walked into that room and saw all of those [talent] agents, I literally wanted to crap my pants" and Phaedra's husband, Apollo, to their new son: "You dookied on Mommy."
Drunkest Moment: Phaedra, from next week's preview: "I know you had a few questions about my baby and whether it was an alien. It's my uterus, it's my business."
Remember
last week, when I said the
Housewives never disappoint? Well, they've shaped up and there wasn't a drop of alcohol on the show. They became noticeably less interesting, more easily instigated, and boring. (Does the same hold true for all recovering alcoholics?) Instead of a little nip here and there, the Atlantans focused on their careers. Kim spent time in the recording studio and debuted her new don't-call-her-a-girlfriend Tracy Young, along with a new love of coffee. Cynthia, who's now a Coke drinker, took flak from Peter for talking on the phone. "When I get home from work, I want your undivided attention." Shame she didn't have a glass of white—that comment deserved a drink in the face. And Kandi and Sheree raced their Mercedes and Aston Martin against each other. I've never been more disappointed to see someone not get a DUI.