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Kimye, Britney Spears and the Week’s Best Celebrity Selfies (PHOTOS)

Justin Bieber robs the cradle, Tyra Banks makes forty look fierce, and more selfies celebs tweeted this week.

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Joe Jonas makes a joke, diamonds are a 50 Cent selfie’s best friend, and Kim and Kanye prove that the couple that mirror pics together stays together. Plus, more of the week’s best selfies.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber’s PR team has finally found a way to make bad boy Biebs seem more mature. Just put an adorable baby in Bieber’s strong, tattooed arms, and add an Instagram filter that exudes a warm paternal glow. Instantly, Biebs is transformed from mini-playboy to desirable baby daddy.

Carrie Underwood

Wholesome star Carrie Underwood stayed up way past her bedtime on Thursday night, posing for celebratory post-The Sound of Music Live! selfies.

Hugh Hefner

This week, Hugh Hefner and his wife Crystal watched Disney’s Frozen to celebrate Walt Disney’s birthday. What a way to honor Disney’s legacy, proving that his films stand the test of time and are truly multi-generational.

50 Cent

In this Instagram selfie, 50 Cent attempts to show off his “172 carrots natural Diamonds.” However, his pained expression and unflattering camera angle prove that taking a cute selfie that simultaneously flaunts all your bling is no easy task. Maybe next time the former thug won’t be to proud to ask a friend for an Insta assist.

Jennifer Hudson

Nothing like a little brand promotion to get a celeb in the holiday spirit. Jennifer Hudson combined her Weight Watchers contract with her penchant for pic stitch this week, Instagramming this “Getting ready for new yrs rockin eve” collage with the hashtag “#weightwatchers”.

Rihanna and Katy Perry

Rihanna and Katy definitively prove that ladies run the world (or at least Instagram) in this flawless shot. Two insanely photogenic pop divas that also happen to be besties—what’s not to love?

Kim and Kanye

In any family, it’s important to establish basic routines. For Kim and Kanye, that means the traditional pre-concert selfie, complete with Kim’s requisite cutout dress, Yeezus’ blank stare, and hundreds of thousands of adoring Instagram likes. 

Ryan Seacrest

At the end of the day, we all have the same birthday present fantasy: a Ryan Seacrest selfie, artfully (and inexplicably) photobombed by Will.i.am. So we don’t understand why Britney Spears seems so uncomfortable in this “happy bday” celebrity selfie.

Wiz Khalifa and Kelly Osbourne

Apparently, Wiz Khalifa, Kelly Osbourne, and Amber Rose attended some sort of event together on Wednesday. Instead of scrutinizing and questioning this strange occurrence, I think we should all just be grateful that it happened, and that Wiz was kind enough to share the photographic evidence.

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Aubrey Plaza and Kathy Griffin

In this twit pic gem, Parks and Recreation star Aubrey Plaza appears to be dragging the unconscious body of Kathy Griffin around her living room floor. Stars: they’re just like us?

Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks celebrated her 40th birthday this Wednesday with this glorious selfie, which she naturally captioned “Mirror mirror on the wall…who’s the fiercest of them all?” Happy birthday to Tyra Banks: supermodel, mogul, and selfie queen.

Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas truly contains multitudes. The former boy band sensation made headlines this week with a tell-all essay for New York Magazine. And apparently Jonas isn’t just a Disney whistleblower. According to this Instagram collage he put together juxtaposing a high fashion shot and a cheese grater, he also has a sense of humor!