Hairy Situation

Ugliest Celebrity Beards: Angus T. Jones, Brad Pitt & More (PHOTOS)

Stars, they’re just like us. They need razors, too.

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Some men look rugged with facial hair. Some look dangerously handsome. Others look distinguished. But some look positively disastrous. Without further ado, the Hall of Shame: celebrities with the ugliest beards. Proceed with caution. Your oprinion of Brad Pitt's attractiveness is at stake. 

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Angus T. Jones

Angus T. Jones, the "half" of Two and a Half Men, gave an interview recently to talk about his transition from butt of Charlie Sheen's jokes to ambassador for the World Harvest Outreach Church in Houston.  Some saw Jones's jarring physical transformation (see: gross beard) as a cry for help. We see at as a cry for a razor. 

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Shia LaBeouf

Look at that look in Bearded Shia LaBeouf's eyes. He knows he's not pulling it off. 

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Mel Gibson

Mel Gibson is actually mirroring the look in everyone's eyes when they first see him with that beard. 

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Justin Timberlake

There has, in all of time, been exactly one day that Justin Timberlake did not look flawless. This photo was taken that day: January 9, 2012, a day that will live on in infamy, the day that Justin Timberlake forgot to shave. 

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Joaquin Phoenix

We all knew this was going to be on this list, right?

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Keanu Reeves


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Spencer Pratt

This is not a terrorist. It is former reality star Spencer Pratt, though this is not the first time we've been confused!

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Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt looked ugly once. You were warned. 

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John Travolta

It turns out Adele Nazeem was not the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to John Travolta. 

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Christian Bale

The hair and beard are two different colors!