That was some week on the red carpet: the VMAs and the Emmys, separated by just a day. We sat, we judged, we cheered, we clenched, we mehh'd. We wondered what was wrong with Lena Dunham, we wondered why Lady Mary from Downton Abbey came in a big tablecloth, and we love you, Amber Rose. Well, I did. The rest of my Beast colleagues—not so much. Come journey again with us, dear readers. Red won the day, red was everywhere. To our Fashion Police queen, Joan Rivers: We love you, please get better.