Dream Cast

Jack Nicholson, Angelina Jolie: Silvio Berlusconi Dream Cast Photos

The ex-Italian prime minister reportedly wants to make a biopic of his life, but who should play him—and his many ladies? The Daily Beast has a bunga-bunga party on the casting couch.

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Who should play the ex-Italian premier? The Daily Beast has a bunga-bunga party on the casting couch.

by Michael Solomon

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Silvio Berlusconi (Jack Nicholson)

Ex-wife Veronica Lario (Angelina Jolie)

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Former topless model and ex-Minister for Equal Opportunity Mara Carfagna (Winona Ryder)

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Former pole dancer and alleged Berlusconi prostitute Karima El Mahroug, a.k.a. “Ruby the Heart Stealer” (Jessica Alba)

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Nicolas Sarkozy (Vincent Cassel)

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Vladimir Putin (Ed Harris)

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Former Italian Prime Minister Bettino Craxi (Danny DeVito)

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Young Silvio Berlusconi (Nick Jonas)

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Berlusconi neighbor George Clooney (Taylor Hicks)