Jake Gyllenhaal Turns Serial Killer

NO, NOT REALLY

Updated Apr. 21, 2017 5:16PM EDT / Published Mar. 12, 2012 5:40PM EDT

Actor Jake Gyllenhaal has given up the gun and taken up a fencing sword in a new music video for the French band The Shoes. In “Time to Dance,” Gyllenhaal plays a serial killer who knocks off victims by slicing throats, chasing them up fire escapes, and more nefarious acts. We’re even given an intense close-up of the Donnie Darko star getting a close shave. The electro-pop video is not Gyllenhaal’s first venture into the music world—he played a tennis player in Vampire Weekend’s “Giving Up the Gun.”

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Jake Gyllenhaal Turns Serial Killer