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Lindsay Lohan, Rihanna & More Celebrity Twitter Pictures (PHOTOS)

Alec Baldwin remembers his glory days, Rihanna cracks dirty jokes, and more stars’ Twitter photos.

Lindsay Lohan gets ready for her scene, Alec Baldwin reminisces about his thinner days, and Rihanna makes fun of her plus-size forehead. Plus, more stars’ Twitter photos from this week.

WhoSay.com / Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

More driving problems for Hollywood’s most notorious starlet—last week, Lohan smashed a loaner Porsche Carrera 911 into the back of an 18-wheeler, leaving the car totaled and herself and her passenger with minor cuts and bruises. Lohan did return straight to work—despite a later “exhaustion” issue—filming her TV movie Liz and Dick. She tweeted this photo from her trailer, writing, “About to get my ‘wig’ on ;) xo @dameelizabeth.”

WhoSay.com / Rihanna

Rihanna

What woman wouldn’t want two of the world’s biggest music stars fighting over her? Rihanna might just be that girl; she has been laying low since the highly publicized bar fight between singer Chris Brown and rapper Drake that resulted in thousands of dollars of Champagne bottles being flung across the room, Brown sustaining a laceration to the chin, and NBA star Tony Parker getting glass in his eye. In a joking mood, the Barbados singer tweeted this photo of herself next to graffiti reading “Mines Bigger Than Yours,” writing, “My dick AND my forehead! One love.”

WhoSay.com / Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin, not known for his friendly relations with the paparazzi, made headlines again this week for allegedly punching a Daily News photographer who came too close as the actor was leaving the New York City marriage license bureau with fiancée Hilaria Thomas. In an attempt to stymie the photographers, Baldwin was seen leaving his hotel the next day with a bed sheet draped over his face. Aside from allegedly assaulting photographers and playing dress-up, Baldwin has apparently been putting some time in at the gym, displaying his new physique for David Letterman and tweeting this old photo of himself in peak physical condition, writing, “I remember him…”

WhoSay.com / Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks

Model and television personality Tyra Banks, whose mission in recent years has been to empower young women, just announced plans to open a TZONE office within the Lower East Side Girls Club. TZONE is Tyra’s personal organization, and its mission is to help young girls build self-esteem and have the self-confidence to pursue their dreams. Consistent with this message, Tyra tweeted this artsy photo of herself, writing, “Fam, take some time to daydream today...then go turn your dreams into reality!”

WhoSay.com / Wiz Khalifa

Wiz Khalifa

Rapper Wiz Khalifa is known for releasing new tracks via his Twitter account and did just that on Wednesday, posting the new single “Telescope,” featuring 50 Cent. Khalifa is currently traveling through Europe but took the time to tweet this photo, writing, “that’s nice,” before boarding his international flight.

WhoSay.com / Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum

Known for his roles as hunky action hero and teenage heartthrob, actor Channing Tatum bares all in his risqué new role as a male stripper in the upcoming film Magic Mike. Directed by Steven Soderbergh and co-starring Mathew McConaughey, Magic Mike centers around an experienced male stripper, McConaughey, who teaches his young protégé, Tatum, the tricks of the trade. Tatum retweeted this photo with Good Day Chicago news anchor Anna Devlantes, writing “ RT @annadavlantes: @channingtatum enjoy #Chicago Great meeting you! #GoodDayChicago.”

WhoSay.com / Sharon Osbourne

Sharon Osbourne

Days after her son Jack announced that he is battling multiple sclerosis, reality star Sharon Osbourne tweeted this photo of herself next to actress Jane Fonda at Kathy Griffin’s talk show, Kathy. Excited to be in the company of the actress, Osbourne wrote, “@Janefonda it was such an honor to sit next to u on the couch at the @kathygriffin show. Much love & respect always. X”

WhoSay.com / David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff

Baywatch star David Hasselhoff, famous for his perfect tan and enduring beach body, also has a soft spot for outlandish pets. He tweeted this adorable photo, writing, “Me and ikky and nikky our bearded dragons say hi! Show me a pic of your weird pet.”

WhoSay.com / Pink

Pink

Even celebrities have to make time for their young ones in their hectic schedules. Singer Pink tweeted this photo of herself cradling her baby daughter, Willow. Giving her fans an intimate glimpse into her personal life, Pink wrote, “Lunchtime at my album photo-shoot. Deborah Anderson takes some purty pictures :)”

WhoSay.com / 50 Cent

50 Cent

Prior to posting his new music video, “Double Up” featuring Hayes, rapper Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson tweeted these photos of himself cruising in a Ferrari and hanging out with several scantily clad beauties. He wrote, “6PM new video DOUBLE UP.” Jackson recently sat down with Oprah to discuss his rise to fame, sobriety, and modest roots, and he even took Oprah to the spot where he was shot nine times.

WhoSay.com / Zoe Saldana

Zoe Saldana

Avatar star Zoe Saldana tweeted this photo of a positively ridiculous display of flowers she received on her birthday. Expressing genuine gratitude, Saldana wrote, “Thank you to my family, friends and fans for the best birthday wishes ever!! –ZS.” Saldana stars opposite Bradley Cooper and Olivia Wilde in the upcoming romantic drama The Words, out Sept. 7.

WhoSay.com / Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Actress Jessica Alba tweeted this photo from the set of Machete Kills, the star-studded sequel to Robert Rodriguez’s gruesome shoot-em-up Machete. Alba wrote “w Danny @rodriguez @machetekills,” while posing next to the film’s star, Danny Trejo, and seemingly having a blast—no pun intended.