Mr. Roberts, God Is Holding for You on Line One
A weekly mathematical survey of dubious behavior that measures, on a scale of 1 to 100, just how low a person can go.
Red Sox pandering backfired on Rudy—now Mitt Romney, too. He claims he's a "true, suffering … fan," then whiffs on how long Sox Nation waited for a title: 86 years, Mitt, not 87. Nice try. Score: 18
Facing charges that he misused school funds, Oral Roberts president Richard Roberts says he wanted to fight but God told him to quit. Wait, so he's calling God a quitter? Good heavens. Score: 43
Late-night TV host Carson Daly stabs his writers in the back twice: first by crossing their picket line, then by setting up a "joke hot line" to gather material while they're gone. Score: 62
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