Let’s Just Pretend My Guest Tonight Is Will Smith

In a rambling Web posting, Michael Moore says no to endorsing any of the "less-than-stellar" Democrats for president. Want to bet they're more than relieved? Score: 17

A-list celebs won't cross a picket line, so über-lame (and union member!) Bob Saget is Conan O'Brien's first back-to-work guest. Scarier: it's downhill from here. Score: 28

He won big in Iowa, but Mike Huckabee isn't getting off the hook for telling reporters he pulled an attack ad on Mitt Romney—right as he played the very same ad for TV cameras. Score: 66