I Lost by Less Than That—I Demand a Recount!

Elections are ugly everywhere, but South Carolina, with its smears, push polls and Confederate flags, turns "ugly" into an art. Score: 92

He received just 2 percent of the New Hampshire primary vote, but Democrat Dennis Kucinich is paying $27,000 for a recount. Because, gosh darn it, he is sure he got 3 percent. Score: 17

BET boss Bob Johnson's cheap flick at Obama's teenage misdeeds was low, but his claim that he was alluding to Obama's "community organizing" was worse. It also made no sense. Score: 68