The Question is Elementary, My Dear Watson

It's come to this for Lindsay Lohan: she takes off all her clothes for a magazine spread and everyone agrees it's a smart career move. Wasn't she an actress once? Score: 20

Mohamed Al Fayed, father of Princess Di's lover, Dodi, accuses the CIA, MI6, French police, the Easter Bunny and Posh Spice of conspiring to kill the couple. Let it go. Score: 51

Chris Matthews pummels woefully unprepared Obama backer Kirk Watson when the Texas pol can't name one Barack accomplishment. Great TV, though. Score: 78