New York’s Motto: Thank God for New Jersey

New Yorker journo Malcolm Gladwell plays fast and loose with the truth about office high jinks during his early days at The Washington Post. Pal, you are not helping. Score: 9

Meet the Luv Guv, part two: New York's David Paterson, who fessed up—on his Inauguration Day!—to "several" extramarital affairs. Can it get any more nuts? Score: 60

Yes! Anything N.Y. can do, Jersey can do sleazier. Outed ex-gov. Jim McGreevey, his wife and their chauffeur give new meaning to the term "triangulation." Score: 61