Hey Pope, You Rule. Am I Right or Am I Right?

After the pope's remarks at the White House, President Bush tells him he gave an "awesome speech." Awesome? You're talking to the pope, not Miley Cyrus. Score: 12

The presumptive GOP nominee's wife, Cindy McCain, gets caught passing off someone else's recipes as her own on her Web site—and she blames an intern for the deed. Score: 54

Gratuitous commercial breaks, endless gutter-ball questions ... Charles Gibson and George Stephanopoulos preside over the season's worst debate. ABC gets an F. Score: 80