And on the Seventh Day, Rush Rested

We wanted to give Hillary Clinton a pass this week, but her line about Obama's "weakening" sway with "white Americans" is the kind of polarizing dig that crippled her run. Score: 6

Along with swinging the outcome in Indiana with his Operation Chaos, the all-powerful Rush Limbaugh also ripped a tree out of the ground with his bare hands and ate it. Score: 32

Rep. Vito Fossella gets busted for DWI while en route to see his mistress and love child, then sobs on the House floor. Otherwise, a good week. Score: 53