Chapter 4: Why I Hate the Minneapolis Airport

A weekly mathematical survey of dubious behavior that measures, on a scale of 1 to 100, just how low a person can go

Bill Clinton claims his wife is "winning the general election" (wait, isn't that held on a single day in November?) but the media are "cover[ing] it up." Wow, we are soevil! Score: 13

Longtime Index fave Sen. Larry Craig is now peddling a tell-all memoir in which he'll discuss the U.S. Senate, the state of politics in America and, oh yeah, what really happened in those stalls. Score: 46

Obama backer and Chicago Rev. Michael Pflegler pours salt in Hillary's wounds, says she's upset because "there's a black man stealing my show." Classy. Score: 58