PSST! He Also Picks Wings Off Flies!

Four months after advising viewers to "buy buy buy," hysterical CNBC stock picker Jim Cramer says oops, it's time to pull your money out of the market. And change the channel. Score: 45

AIG execs go on a $440k spa junket days after scoring an $85 billion bailout. "Standard practice," says new CEO Edward Libby. Wrong answer. Score: 56

Does Sarah Palin really believe that Obama "pals around with terrorists" or does she just enjoy stirring up angry mobs? Cool it, Guv. Score: 62