Their Begging Bowl Is Made of Gold

In his new campaign memoir, Mike Huckabee goes overboard taking shots at Republican piñata Mitt Romney. OK, so he spent a lot of money. Give it a rest, Huck. Score: 9

Eliot Spitzer call girl Ashley Dupré surfaces and sends a message to Spitzer spouse via People mag. "I'm sorry for your pain," she says. Not as sorry as we are that you're back. Score: 38

Auto-crats Rick Wagoner, Robert Nardelli and Alan Mulally take private jets to D.C. to plead for a handout. Asked if he'd work for $1 a year, Mulally ($21.7 mil per) said, "I think I'm OK where I am." We don't. Score: 64