It’s Just a Flesh Wound

Gov. Ed Rendell says into a live mic that Gov. Janet Napolitano is perfect for a cabinet post because she has "no family" and "no life." As opposed to no tact. Score: 32

NHL antagonist extraordinaire Sean Avery blasts other players for dating his exes, or "sloppy seconds." Any other week, he'd be king of the dumb jocks. But … Score: 71

… All hail Plaxico Burress! The football star shoots himself in the thigh, then apparently tries to cover it up. His biggest crime? Wearing sweats to a nightclub. Score: 93