He Sure Cooled Your Jets

Favre DOWN-Now the graying gunslinger is a goat in two NFL cities. After all the fuss, was it worth it?

Patriots SIDEWAYS-Injuries galore bring out Belichick's best. Still, no playoffs. And maybe no Brady in 2009.

Cowboys DOWN-Piles of wasted money, no accountability, infighting, an epic collapse: America's team!

P. Manning UP-Indy's indestructible quarterbot puts so-so Colts on his right shoulder, wins third MVP.

E. Manning UP-Old CW: Passive passer can't cut it in NYC. New CW: Might pass his bro with title No. 2.

Detroit Lions DOWN-Cheer up! You get the top draft pick. And you can recycle those paper bags on your heads.