Miss Stone, Please Step Away From the Mike
A weekly mathematical survey of dubious behavior that measures, on a scale of 1 to 100, just how low a person can go.
Amid all that pageantry, Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts picks an awful time for a brain freeze and muffs the presidential oath of office. Score: 3
The Caroline Kennedy train wreck—She's in! She's out! Blame Teddy! Blame the housekeeper!—should settle this much: she wasn't ready for the U.S. Senate. Score: 18
At an inaugural ball, Sharon Stone delivers a roaring, rambling, one-for-the-ages, next-stop-crazy-town, overdose-of-hope sermon before a mystified crowd. Whew. Score: 56
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