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A weekly mathematical survey of dubious behavior that measures, on a scale of 1 to 100, just how low a person can go.
The only person who didn't love Beyoncé's turn at the inaugural ball? Original Miss "At Last," Etta James, who said Beyonce is "gonna get her a–– whooped." Score: 12
Alberto Gonzales blames his unemployment on the "tough economy." Yes, that's why a man who can put "former U.S. attorney general" on his résumé can't find a job. Score: 34
After ex-Bush chief of staff Andrew Card blasts Obama for not wearing a jacket in the Oval Office, a photo surfaces of Bush, sans jacket, just two days after his 2001 inauguration. Score: 42
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